I Read a Funny Joke in This Month's Esquire

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com



It was told by this chick. Her name is Zulay Henao. Is it wrong that when I first saw her name I thought, "Henao, Henao, don't dream it's over, Henao, Henao, when the world comes in..."?

Anyhoo, the joke. I'll paraphrase it, since I'm not crazy about the exact wording of her version:









A guy gets arrested and read his Miranda Rights- Anything he says can and will be held against him in court.

He replies, "Breasts"