By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com
We're gonna be called The Sphinct.s, and our first three albums shall be titled thusly:
1. Riddle of The Sphinct.s
2. Autoerotic ExSphinct.siation
3. Put a Nose On The Sphinct.s
While consulting Polekat $lim regarding the logo of the band, I suggested the Sphinx placed in front of The Sarlaac from the Return of the Jedi. His idea was much better however: The Sphinx with sphincters as eyes.
Lastly, When the Ladies Man, Leon Phelps, performs with us we will be known as, "Leon Sphinct.s".
I'm T.R. Slyder, and that's how you Tangueray.