By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com
I think there should be a porn that takes place in India, about a guy named Sanjay who does it with a lot of women. It would be called Sanjay Goop'd Ya and the part of Sanjay would be played by a pornstar named Fudgepak Chopra. I don't think a pornstar of that name currently exists, so it would be necessary to make one, much like when Voltaire said, "If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him."
Directors of Indian 'ornography, make this happen!