By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com
You know those Sex and The City t-shirts that say "I'm a Charlotte" or "I'm a Samantha"? I think they should have a line of those shirts for the Facts of Life.
I still can't decided whether I'd rather rock the shirt that says, "I'm a Tootie" or, "I'm a Mrs. Garrett". But I'd totally rock one of them. Maybe I'd buy both and wear one over the other depending on my mood. Like if I were gonna rollerskate I'd go with the Tootie tee, but if I were gonna discipline a bunch of teenage girls in school uniforms I'd go with Mrs. G.
But if I were gonna smoke me a li'l good-ass weed, I'd probably go with "I'm a Tumpy"