By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com
You are going to get BLOWN THE FUCK UP in the paint on Thursday by Tyrus Thomas. They may even bring in Aaron Gray to lay the wood on you then get meaninglessly ejected. Yesterday I was telling friends that you needed to get fouled hard in game 5, and it never happened. After taking the cowardly way out in OT of Game 5, you may as well wear a helmet in Game 6. The boys on Madison Avenue are gonna love making you a spot on the floor.
P.S. I am sure you purchased and wear this bracelet often: The Floyd Landis "Cheat to Win" bracelet