By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter
You know how high school seniors always wear shirts that say crap like, "Seniors Rule!", "Seniors, '09" or, "It's a Senior Thing, you Wouldn't Understand", etc.? I think old people, i.e. Senior Citizens, should rock those on occasion. I'd laugh my ass off if I saw an old timer in a HoverRound rocking the hell out of one of those.
I didn't have any pictures of geriatrics. So I went with the two-man luge instead.
update: That was odd. I knew there was another wacky theory I wanted to add but couldn't remember it. What's odd about that is that it was two man luge related. ish.
The theory is that since we know that when a gay dude has a fake girlfriend to give the illusion of his heterosexuality, is the opposite- when a straight dude feigns a boyfriend to appear gay, called a mustache? I totally should be. It works so many (2) different levels.
That's how I roll.