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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Good News Today For Sufferers of White Guilt Regarding Barack Obama

By: T.R. Slyder,

Score a victory for white people today!

After hearing report after report about how Sen. Obama's race is likely to deter some white voters, it's pretty easy to feel some white guilt. So today when I read this article in the Chicago Sun-Times about a man in police custody after the Secret Service caught him near Obama's Chicago home with a gun, I immediately thought: I really hope this guy is not white. Yes, it's scary and you certainly hope that nothing ever happens to Michelle and the girls, but my first thought was still how awful it would make our country's state of race relations look if this were a crazy white hick.

Well, I got my wish. It wasn't a white guy! So us whitefolk dodged a white-guilt bullet today. Now let's celebrate by doing the White Man's Overbite while doing the Cabbage Patch to Brass Monkey!!!