Showing posts with label Cop and a Half. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cop and a Half. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

I'm Gonna Beat WhereAwesome Happens Investigation: "I'm Gonna Beat the Fu&%$ing Mexican Piss Out of you, Homey. You Feel me?" Edition

By: T.R. Slyder,, @AndyDisco on Twitter

Click Here and at the 1:13 mark you will hear a Seattle cop tell a hispanic man, "I'm gonna beat the f&%#ing mexican piss outta you, homey. You feel me?". (sadly, I cannot embed the video here in the article, you'll have to open it in a new tab and watch it).

But it gets better, and this is where the investigation comes in. At the 1:21 our whitey news reporter is saying, " what happens when our officer threatens to, quote, beat the effing mexican piss out of you, homey". Let's face it, its awkward/hilarious to hear a reporter say that. Aafter he says that, the reporter pauses for a beat or two before beginning with, "as the uncuffed detainee". It REALLY REALLY REALLY sounds like the reporter is smiling. That might sound weird at first, but you know how you can 'hear' someone smiling- their mouth shape changes the tonal quality of their voice slightly enough that you can detect a difference. when he says, "as the uncuffed" he makes as a 3 syllable word, "a-a-as" almost like it has a "ha ha ha" kinda tone.

Well, I think the reporter has it. To me it sounds like he before the camera started rolling he called his buddies at the bar and said, "Swear to God I am not making this up: I convinced my boss to let me say ON AIR, 'I'm going to beat the effing mexican piss out of you homey'. SWEAR. TO. GOD. Tune in at 11. Make sure everyone at the bar sees it. I gotta go."

Then after he said it on air he thought to himself, "My God I have done it!"

That's how I roll.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Timothy Stephen Rogers of Reading, Massachusetts saw This Movie in the Theater

By: T.R. Slyder,

Sadly, Mr. Rogers plays the same "stupid cop games" that our diminutive cop friend does as well. You'll see what I mean.