By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter
When a call-girl shows up at Tiger's hotel room, she arrives to see Tiger Woods. But when he leaves, he's more like Ickey Woods.
Don't forget to tip your waitress, thanks for coming and please drive safely.
I'm T.R. Slyder, and that's how you Tangueray.
That's how I roll.