Showing posts with label Spam. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Spam. Show all posts

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Sorry About my Lax Correspondance Lately, Guys.

By: T.R. Slyder,

I know I've been a bad friend and have gotten really behind on getting back to people's emails. I figured this would be a good, centralized format in which to do that. I've been slacking, I know it, and I apologize. I know there's no excuse. To the people I most urgently need to reply to are:

Ecowas Bonanza, Bello Suraj, The Camelot Lottery Board, UK Online Lottery Promo, Irish International Lottery Board, Mr. Umary, Amaranth Wilson, Mr. Amed, Rev. Jones Maxwell Harth, Zanki Mumouni, Mrshellen Micheal, Monique Barro, UK Online Result Department, Mr. Louis, Lanson Hana, Hazel Akron, Mrs. Zhu Yuning, Global Promotion, George Congo and Mr. Musa Camara.

I am sooo sorry to let all of you down. I'm pretty sure I met all of you at that party a few weeks ago, sorry I was a bit tipsy and to be quite honest, I don't remember all of you individually, but I'd like to offer a brief all-ecnompasing relpy: How's Nigeria/UK? That is so awesome that you were left $10 million in that will, what a bummer you can't deposit it into your own account though, right? Thanks for thinking of me to help you with it! That's also so awesome that my email won the lottery! Talk about making money hand over fist. Wow. I'm so glad I met you guys at that party!

Your friend,


P.S. I didn't get some of your emails until just now, for some messed up reason most of them went to my Spam Folder? WTF, right?