Showing posts with label Haiti. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Haiti. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

G.W. Bush Wipes his Hands on Bill Clinton After Shaking Hands With Haitians. (?)

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter








That's how I roll.

Friday, January 15, 2010

News Update

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter

Since all the news is now about Haiti, I'm going to answer some current event FAQs.


What's new with the stock market? There was a devastating earthquake in Haiti.

What's the state of the Health Care Bill? There was a devastating earthquake in Haiti.

What's new in International News? There was a devastating earthquake in Haiti.

What's going on with your local government? There was a devastating earthquake in Haiti.

Wasn't there a congressional hearing with banking CEOs? Did anything constructive happen there? There was a devastating earthquake in Haiti.

What was the deal with Dubai delaying loan payments? Any updates with that? There was a devastating earthquake in Haiti.

How are things going with in Afghanistan and Iraq? Are we planning on invading Yemen or what? There was a devastating earthquake in Haiti.

Has the dollar stabilized any, relative to world currencies? There was a devastating earthquake in Haiti.

Is anything new in my community? Maybe some local interest stories? There was a devastating earthquake in Haiti.

Who will replace Senator Kennedy's vacated seat? There was a devastating earthquake in Haiti.

Is the weather supposed to warm up at some point? There was a devastating earthquake in Haiti.

Wasn't a panda born at the San Diego Zoo or something? Is it a boy or a girl, or what's going on there? There was a devastating earthquake in Haiti.

What's going on with the earthquake in Haiti? There was a devastating earthquake in Haiti.

Is Texas going to secede? No, I wish.









That's how I roll.