Showing posts with label Don't Toews me Bro. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Don't Toews me Bro. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Lookalikes 34.0: Chicago's AT&T Center and a Stun Gun

By: T.R. Slyder,, @AndyDisco on Twitter

Don't tase/Toews me, AT&T Center!

Special thanks to Emily Roth for her architectural assistance in this edition of lookalikes.

That's how I roll.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Don't Toews Me, Bro

By: T.R. Slyder,

Blackhawks Captain Jonathon Towes (pronounced: "Tayves", rhymes with "paves") had a monster game last night in a home win in game two of the playoffs. Then I heard Pat Boyle of Chicago Sports Net say, "Don't Toews me, bro." and I about peed myself. I think most real Blackhawks fans had heard that one by now, but I'm not a huge follower of them, so that was a first for me.

I texted that to my friend who is the biggest American-born hockey fan I know, and also was baked out of his gourd at the time and his response was, and I quote, "That's it right there...You blew the funny fuse...You will never find anything funnier...Unattainable record right there. LOL..Awesome!!"

If you didn't find it quite that funny, ask your doctor if Marijuana might be right for you.

On the very slight chance you don't get the Toews reference, see below. Or if you did get the reference, see below to see something awesome again. Or if you would like to see if Toews looks like ex-NFL QB Drew Bledsoe, click here