Showing posts with label Wienermobile. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wienermobile. Show all posts

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Beat This Caption

By: T.R. Slyder,

I was thinking either, "Wiener Mobile Crashes in Wisconsin" or maybe something hilarious like, "More like Wiener-IMmobile!".

What's that? You were thinking of making a double entendre regarding a sex pun? I don't get it. How? Ohhhhhhhhh. Ok, let me try again.

"Remember when that chick at the bar threw a drink in my face and said it would be like throwing a hot dog in a garage? Exactly. By the way, I got fired for that comment."

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

My Baloney Died

By: T.R. Slyder,

Oscar Mayer died today.

He died at home of natural causes. He was brought to the hospital but was DOA. He also had a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A.

In a related story- One time I was in New Jersey with my cousins when we got a flat tire. While walking along the highway to get to a tire store, we heard a car honk at us. It was a rude, "watch where you're going, asshole!" honk, it was a friendly, "hey, I know you!" honk. That type of honk surprised us because we didn't know anyone in New Jersey and were just visiting. We turned around to see it was the Wienermobile. That's my best New Jersey memory.