Showing posts with label Plaxico. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Plaxico. Show all posts

Friday, December 5, 2008

How Long Until We See These at Giants Games?

By: T.R. Slyder,

Why wouldn't you want your very own Plaxico Burress/Cheddar Bob Jersey? Getting Giants #17 with the name CheddarBob on it just feels like the right thing to do. If you are a real Giants fan, you gotta sack up and get this for the Holidays. It would go very well alongside the Ron Mexico Falcons jersey in your closet.

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Plaxico Got His Cheddar Bob On

By: T.R. Slyder,

Remember this scene from 8 Mile?

I guess that would make Eli Manning like Eminem. Wow, I never thought I'd say that. But there is no longer any denying it. Great work, Cheddar Plax. Thanks for comin' out.

Plaxico Burress Back in the Lead for Dumbest Ass In NFL

By: T.R. Slyder,

As I intrepidly reported last week, Ohco Cinco was, for a time, the dumbest ass in the NFL. But Plaxico Burress has shot that theory (and himself in the leg) to hell. He shot himself while in a club. I really hope this is the song that plays when his name is announced.

Just to be sure, lets make a list of all of the stupid things you see here.

1. Handling a gun in public
2. Handling a gun in a club, where you're likely drinking alcohol
3. A high-profile person doing #s 1 and 2
4. Handling a gun and pointing it at any human being, yourself included
5. Pointing the gun at a human being while at a club
6. Discharging a gun in public
7. Discharging a gun that is pointed at another human being, yourself included
8. Being a professional athlete and discharging a gun in public while it is pointed at your leg

This is the funniest celebrity shooting in a bar since Johnny Paycheck, singer of "Take This Job and Shove It" shot a man in the head over a dispute over which tasted better: turtle meat or deer meat.

You know on YouTube, when you search for something like a music video, and you see like 990 versions of moron teenagers doing their impressions of that video? I think that's what Plax was trying to do. He was making his bling'd out, club version of this YouTube classic where a police officer accidentally shot himself in the leg while teaching elementary school kids about gun safety.

And this blogger says well done, Plaxico. You are one of the stupidest people I have ever heard of.