Showing posts with label I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. Show all posts

Monday, June 1, 2009

I'm a Celebrity Get Me out of Here! Premieres tonight!

By: T.R. Slyder,

I copied and pasted this from Perez Hilton.

After just two days of filming I'm A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here in Costa Rica, Heidi and Spencer Pratt have quit the show TWICE!

According to a production source, Speidi took their mics off and exited the jungle, yet relectantly returned for night. On the second day of shooting, they walked out again but have since yet again been persuaded to competing for their respective charities.

This is way too much drama for the jungle!

In the premiere episode, Heidi breaks down crying, Spencer walks off the set and Patti Blageovich almost drowns!

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Rod and Patti Blagojevich to Have Role on I'm A Celebrity....Get me out of Here

By: T.R. Slyder,

Patti will be a full-fledged contestant and Rod will have some kind of job that surprises us, according to him. This is a great day for America.

For anyone who isn't familiar with the Blagojeviches, just trust me. They'll amuse you.

Friday, April 24, 2009

R. Blagoj. Still the Man

By: T.R. Slyder,

He was doing a promo for I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here the other day, despite not being allowed to travel to the shooting of the show. He was also caught by a bystander checking out some chick's boobies. He's probably my favorite governor removed from office ever.


Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Worst News Possible: Blagojevich DENIED Permission to Appear on Reality Show

By: T.R. Slyder,

Man of Dignity, Rod Blagojevich is not allowed to travel to Costa Rica to film the reality show, I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, as reported today in the Chicago Tribune. So many random thoughts swirling through my head right now...Where to begin? (btw: Sun-Times' piece on it is here)

  • First and foremost, my thoughts and prayers are with me and my family at this time. I REALLY wanted this show to happen. Phone calls to myself have not yet been returned, but surely, I must be devasted.
  • Despite what I reported last night, this is obvious proof that god does not exist.
  • Newspapers wonder why their circulation is down and their industry is hurting so badly. Well, maybe its because you print such depressing news all the time! If the Trib had any brains at all, they would have lied to us about this, then left the factual reporting to television, thereby making them the bad guy. It's like when you go to a friend's house, take a plop in his toilet, don't flush then leave. Of course he's gonna get blamed for it, despite his innocence.
  • So THIS is what people mean when they say life isn't fair.
  • This ruling is unconstitutional. We are entitled to "Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness" by the Constitution....oh wait....*hand to my ear* I'm just receiving word that the United States Constitution does NOT guarantee that, rather it appears in the Declaration of Independence. Well, still....
  • The ruling is un-Declaration of Independence-ish! I guess this judge still wishes we were ruled by an English King.
  • Speaking of the judge, I have a picture of him from childhood.
  • Looks like Daddy had a few too many of those Bartles and Jaymes. So really, the judge wasn't ruling against Blagojevich, he was ruling against his imprudent father. To bring it all full circle, I bet the judge played the guitar while reading his verdict too, just for closure.

Update: In my own words, this is kinda how I feel, regarding my anticipation for watching a Rod Blagojevich-less I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here:

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Maybe the Best Television Show Possible- Now with 100% More Sanjaya

By: T.R. Slyder,

I just read that joining R. Blagoj. on I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here are Heidi and Spencer, Janice Dickinson, Dog the Bounty Hunter and Geraldo Reviera.

If R. Blagoj. is allowed to participate this is already in my top 3 favorite reality shows of all time, joining The Joe Schmo Show and Kid Nation.

UPDATE: It just got better. SANJINA is going to be on it too!!!! Sweet God and Baby Jesus.
I no longer think the lord works in mysterious ways. This is a very blatant testimony that he wants us to be happy.