Showing posts with label Literal Door busters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Literal Door busters. Show all posts

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Umm...Maybe They Should Stop Calling Them "Door-Busters"

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com









As this Washington Post article states: "...'out-of-control' shoppers desperate for bargains broke down the doors at a 5 a.m. sale". In other words, these shoppers took the phrase "door busters" literally, and they busted down the door and killed a guy. Nothing says "Holiday Spirit" like a little early-morning murder in the name of saving $15% on a Sony PSP so your kid can get more obese.

That's what you get for trying to greet Black Friday Wal-Mart bargain hunters at 5 a.m. in Long Island: murdered without dignity. Good job Long Island weirdos.