Showing posts with label Snuggie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Snuggie. Show all posts

Saturday, March 21, 2009

I'm Not Making This Up

By: T.R. Slyder,

Yesterday while walking to the Fullerton El stop, I overheard to female DePaul University students talking. The first thing I thought when I saw this was "I bet they are bashing guys", since that seems to be what I overhear women doing. What I heard was much more frightening.

"So then of course we fought over the clean Snuggie"

To the girl crossing Fullerton, heading south that said that: Sorry to hear that you lost at the game of life. Stay positive.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Updated: The Best Invention Possible: Snuggie + ShamWow= The SnugWow

By: T.R. Slyder,

If you could make a Snuggie out of ShamWow material, it would be not only the best invention of all time, but I think the best invention possible.

No matter what you spill, you will never have to get up to get paper towels. In fact, you wouldn't even have to get up to use the restroom.

Why didn't you think of that? Anyway, you are welcome.


Another "invention" that needs to happen is making Swiffer socks. I guess you could just be ghetto and tape Swiffers to the bottom of your shoes and walk around, but it would feel much more refined, if you could either buy foot-shaped Swiffer pads, or if they came with laces on them.