Showing posts with label Keira Knightley. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Keira Knightley. Show all posts

Monday, July 13, 2009

Oral Lookalikes: Sonya Sotomayor and Keira Knightley, as well as Brett Favre and Bobby Brady

By: T.R. Slyder,

Sometimes two people don't look very similar but have the same shape mouth. Bobby Brady and Brett Favre, and Michelle Wie and Beaker come to mind (I thought I'd posted about Bobby and Brett before but a check of the archives indicated that I hadn't, so I included them below).
After seeing pictures of Sonya Sotomayor smiling today, I realized she had the Keira Knightley smile- where the corners of your mouth don't curl upward and they just wrinkle their nose and I imagine them to be making the sound you make in the back of your throat when you imitate taking a huge big out of an apple. The evidence:

If there's one thing TR Slyder knows, it's dude's mouths. Wait, that didn't come out right...

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Open Letter to Keira Knightley

By: T.R. Slyder,


I know you're busy, so I'll keep it brief. What the hell happened? That wasn't rhetorical, I want an answer; and I think answering that would do you and your career a lot of good as well. Here is the thought that every single dude had when they first saw you, "Wow, that girl's gorgeous. Cute accent.....She seems like she's kinda cool." Now when people see you they think "God, shut up. No wait.... eat first, then shut up- eat while you're shutting up..... then turn down doing another period piece for once, all while staying shut up. Then when you're allowed to speak again talk about something other than yourself and media misconceptions in all of your interviews."

What happened between then and now, Keira? Keira, look at me: What happened? I'm sure it's hard to achieve hotness and then maintain it. And as a dude, I know it's VERY hard for a chick to ruin her hotness by being a moron. You've done all three, but only two are good. I hate to see you this way, how can I help?

T.R. Slyder