By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com
You haven't lived until you've had not-your-wife sitting on your lap with 4 of her closest not-free friends with her. The only way that could possibly be better would be having a little Cambodian boy croon while you're at it.
If you should ever achieve that just sit back, and think, "I've finally made it- as an obese, alcoholic caricature of myself."