Showing posts with label Chris Matthews. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chris Matthews. Show all posts

Monday, June 1, 2009

More Non-Partisan Coverage on Loudball: With Chris Matthews

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com

It isn't that Republicans are bad, but when they they disagree with Obama they are pissants.



However, if you ARE Barack Obama, well you just might send a furrow up his leg.



Much like how friends listen to Endless Love in the dark, impartial talking heads can get unbiased furrows up their legs.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

I Hate Chris Matthews, and so Should You.


By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com

You know how people like add "East" or "West" to already existing places in order to describe newer places? Like someone may call Atlantic City, "Las Vegas East", or call Miami, "Rio de Janiero North"?

I'd like to start the movement to call Chris Matthews, "Glenn Beck Left". However, if you'd prefer to call him, "Old Tingley Leg" instead, I'd also be ok with that. What a scrotum.