Showing posts with label Jesus Juice. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jesus Juice. Show all posts

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Michael Jackson Now Drinking Jesus Juice Straight From the Source

(Photography courtesy of T.R. Slyder)
By: T.R. Slyder,

Pretty weird.

And no, I didn't even have him in my Death Pool that I'm not in but made my draft list for anyway. I should have though.

Word out of heaven is that Jacko asked to see the Lindberg baby upon his entrance to heaven.

Update #2:

don't forget to use this opportunity to drop the two best Michael Jackson jokes on unsuspecting people/victims:

1) Knock Knock
Who's There?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson

2) Q: What's the difference betwixt Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson B.F.s little boys.

(Editor's note: After the jokes you may want to consider going with a 'Hi-oooo', 'Hel-LOooooo', or a simple 'OW' accompanied by a leg kick. Trust me.)

Update #3: I'm listening to Black or White right now and just heard the part where the rapping dude says "I'm not gonna spend my life being a color" Since white isn't technically a color, I guess Michael Jackson lived by that credo.