Boston University is Full of Satanists

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com



It's obvious what BU did in order to beat Miami University for the National Championship on Saturday. They made a deal with Satan himself. Anyone who watched the game knows perfectly well that's the only explanation for that.

Here we were, the Miami faithful, just trying to compete in some honest gamesmanship in a sportsmanlike way, and we were competing against satanists! Well, I mean, if it's THAT important to you, BU, then you should have it. We wouldn't want to interfere with that.

But I just hope it was worth it, Boston University. I mean sure, that trophy will look mighty shiny in your trophy case, but is an eternity of sodomy in the fiery bellows of hell, while Jefferey Dahmer, Hitler and Stalin point and laugh, really worth it? Is it? I guess you'll have an eternity to think of an answer to that question. While you're getting BF'd.

Congratulations on an honest effort, Miami University Redhawks. At least you still own your souls. You are the real winners here today.




P.S. Sex with Satan? Really Boston University? That just seems gauche to me.