Saturday, November 29, 2008

Umm...Maybe They Should Stop Calling Them "Door-Busters"

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com









As this Washington Post article states: "...'out-of-control' shoppers desperate for bargains broke down the doors at a 5 a.m. sale". In other words, these shoppers took the phrase "door busters" literally, and they busted down the door and killed a guy. Nothing says "Holiday Spirit" like a little early-morning murder in the name of saving $15% on a Sony PSP so your kid can get more obese.

That's what you get for trying to greet Black Friday Wal-Mart bargain hunters at 5 a.m. in Long Island: murdered without dignity. Good job Long Island weirdos.


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