Two Ways to Express Displeasure Over the Thanksgiving: The Florida Way.

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com


If you find yourself fatigued with the giving of too many thanks over the weekend and you wish your guests didn't stay so long, here's an idea: Chase out dinner guests with a machete. According to Annette Jenkins of Tampa, Florida, it works.


Or if you are displeased at how a friend of T.R. Slyder is trying to surreptitiously take phone pics of you and your unsightly partner in Orlando, here's an idea: Shoot him a look like this one.


Her favorite sport may be softball, but that look indicates a willingness to play hardball if necessary.