The Righthand Side

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com


Why "hand"? Why is it the right"hand" side? What's wrong with "right side?" I bet that kinda language pisses off amputees. And people who hate, dislike, don't care for, abhor and simply have no time for verbosity. In an effort to offend fewer amputees I go with, "right butt cheek side". Maybe it's time you do the same.