Alabama: A Closer Look

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com

In today's busy world who has time to learn about other cultures? Stereotyping saves so much time! UrbanDictionary.com helps with that in my Alabama expose. Who knew it was such an interest and diverse state?


1. Alabama

A truly lovely state, by certain standards, where the unofficial motto is... "Alabama: At Least We're Not Mississippi!"

2. The Alabama 401k

A retirement plan, of sorts, where an individual makes a bogus back injury claim and files for unemployment, social security, and/or insurance payments. This is a steady source of income for many dirtbags living in Alabama and Mississippi.

Example: Mama, I'll be gettin' my own double wide 'cause my check's in the mail!--Alabama 401K in action!

3. Alabama Ass Whippin'

An extremely bad beating.

Example: When I catch that SOB that drank my Busch Light Ima give him an alabama ass whippin'!

4. Alabama Bingo

In the game of Bingo, it's when you call out Bingo and don't really have one.

Example: The game was ruined when Eunice called Alabama Bingo with only 3 chips on her card.

5. Alabama Briefcase

Noun. 24 pack of keystone light canned beer. chosen to be carried daily by men from alabama to their local fishing hole or bowling alley, since actual work is out of the question, because they wouldn't have the energy mustered up to beat their wives.

Ex: Hey Jessee... is we goin fishin, then you outta bring your "alabama briefcase"

6. Alabama Caviar

white gravy, also know as country style gravy. sometimes found with chunks of sausage in it.


7. Alabama Chrome

Slang for Duct Tape



8. Alabama Cologne

	The odor that results from a redneck not showering for an extended period of time. Ex: Randy spent a week camping without any running water and came back wearing Alabama cologne

9. Alabama Martini

A Budwieser with a booger in it.

Ex: I was concerned with the excessive salt tase of my bud, until Shane explained that he had given me an Alabama Martini.

10. Alabama Pi

The number 3.


11. Alabama Waterfall

A mullet haircut.