By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter
After seeing the leaked pictures of Greg Oden's dingles. I keep thinking about this commercial.
You got sophisticated. You got dynamic. You are not a chameleon.
That's how I roll.
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
More like Greg D.O.den
Cork Problems Got You Down?
By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter
Of all the French people I've ever made fun of, the dude in the second video might be the least wussy of all of them.
That's how I roll.
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Saturday, January 23, 2010
You are Welcome: Jersey Shore Sound Board
By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter
Also check out my other soundboard post It's after the youtube video on this link.
That's how I roll.
Friday, January 22, 2010
That Wasn't the Real Mine That Bird on Conan Last Night
By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter
Not that I thought the KY Derby winner was just sold to NBC, but I was curious about whether or not that was the real Mine that Bird, or if the mink was real. This answers one of those questions. It was NOT Mine That Bird.
That's how I roll.
Didn't Know This Could Be Done: Amy Winehouse's Marriage gets Weirder
By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter
If her life were fiction no one would believe it.
That's how I roll.
Congratulations, Rachel Alexandra
By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter
2009 Horse of the Year.
She received 13% more votes than female foe Zenyatta for Horse of the Year Honors. Zenyatta's win in the Classic was legendary, but she won on her home surface against a comparatively weak Classic field (especially since the best horses were not used synthetics). Zenyatta really had nothing to lose in that race either. Rachel on the other hand, raced against boys in Grade 1's, won a leg of the triple crown and beat the winners of the other two. In doing so, she put a lot on the line multiple times and had plenty to lose.
That's how I roll.
Air France Makes Obesers Buy a Second Ticket
(photo courtesy of TR Slyder on the #8 Halsted Bus last August)
By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter
Details here.
If the Chicago Transit Authority did that, they wouldn't be bankrupt and announcing reduced operating hours to shore up a $300 million dollar shortfall in the CTA budget that will cost over 1,100 people their jobs. Trust me, we have the fat manpower to cover that bill and save those jobs. Trust me.
That's how I roll.
Goddamn it, Donald
By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter
I like all different kinds of, "Goddamnit Donald"s, like, Peyton Manneen's "Goddamnit Donald"
That's how I roll.
Thursday, January 21, 2010
baby beluga dropped on monday at the shedd aquarium
By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter
He looks like quite a bolshy gentleman. You can see this pic and others of him here at the Chicago Tribune. Or the Shedd's webpage here.
T.R. Slyder scholars will have already known about the Beluga's birth from this WhereAwesomeHappens post of the Best Quote in the Newspapers on Dec. 16th, 2009.
That is not a title I hand out lightly. So you can already tell it deals with flatulence.
That's how I roll.
Former Chicago Mayor Harold Washington Blasts John Edwards' Love Child From Beyond the Grave
By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter
(note: unfortunately I have no idea how to make the image any sharper or more legible. the top headline says, ''Hynes ad shows Harold Washington blasting Quinn'' and directly underneath it is the headline, ''Edwards: 'I am Quinn's father'"
You would think the ghost of Chicago's first black mayor would have better things to do than call a 2-year old girl, 'completely undisciplined'.
Or it could be the case that John Edwards is the father of Illinois's governor.
Either way, the Trib is all over it.
That's how I roll.
Howard Stern Predicted Leno Wouldn't Leave
By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter
No one ever said that Howard Stern is unintelligent.
That's how I roll.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Log O'Rhythm
By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter
I'm not saying I made this up, yet credited my friend with this. Well, ok, yes I am. But it was in a text to Matodgey, and he's an honorable honorary.
You're welcome/sorry.
That's how I roll.
3 Sayings I Hate In One/ The Worst Sentence Possible
By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter
I was thinking about hackneyed phrases that need to stop being used. I came up with three. Then I combined them to make the worst sentence possible.
Since blondes have more fun, and size matters, what happened in Vegas will definitely stay in Vegas.
Feel free to add any others in the comments section. Those were just off the top of my head and really rub me the wrong way.
That's how I roll.
Proof I'm Stupid
By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter
Do you ever "accidentally" think of something stupid to say? Like a really, REALLY bad pun or putdown you wish you had never thought of? I know I do. Yesterday I was on the bus and passed a stop called "Balmoral". Then I thought it sounded like "Ball Moral" then I thought of the phrase, "Penny wise, and pound foolish" and thought that a similar saying could be, "Ball Moral, and peniley immoral". Trust me, I was not happy either.
Sorry.
I just liked that pic, it doesn't necessarily fit with the post. It's Kate Moss at her birthday party.
That's how I roll.
Banksy Tagged Park City for Sundance
By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter
this piece is bad as hay-ell.
That's a rad bomb, brah.
you can read a tiny bit about it at gawker.
That's how I roll.
Sunday, January 17, 2010
oh boy. oh boy.
By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter
If you're offended by stuff that's offensive. Do NOT click here. It isn't safe for work.
That's how I roll.
Awesome Article
By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter
This is an awesome article about the best jewel thieves in the world
That's how I roll.
Which is Wussier?
By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter
Which is wussier: England or California?
California has Compton and most of America's MMA guys, but it also has 100% of the nation's population of botox'd, lipo'd and face-lift'd men. Sure England is pretty wussy, but it also has Vinny Jones, most of the Bond Villains, Guy Ritchie movies. And it doesn't nearly the depravity of wussiedom as California's wussiest.
P.S.
Remember how wussy the ending of "The Wizard" is? And what word triggered that wussy ending? "California!" repeated ad vomitum. That will be a mandatory 5/8ths deduction for your non-wussy point total, California.
That's how I roll.
Prehistoric YouTube material
By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter
Sometimes when I think about all the awesome stuff I've seen on America's Funniest Home Videos and YouTube, I wonder what kinda awesome random stuff people witnessed in pre-historic times. Like seeing a Wooly Mammoth bite it on the ice and fall on its side, or a sabre tooth tiger peeing itself in its sleep or something.
That's how I roll.
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