Sunday, January 17, 2010

Which is Wussier?

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter


Which is wussier: England or California?

California has Compton and most of America's MMA guys, but it also has 100% of the nation's population of botox'd, lipo'd and face-lift'd men. Sure England is pretty wussy, but it also has Vinny Jones, most of the Bond Villains, Guy Ritchie movies. And it doesn't nearly the depravity of wussiedom as California's wussiest.



P.S.
Remember how wussy the ending of "The Wizard" is? And what word triggered that wussy ending? "California!" repeated ad vomitum. That will be a mandatory 5/8ths deduction for your non-wussy point total, California.





That's how I roll.

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