Wednesday, July 8, 2009

My Baloney Died


By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com

Oscar Mayer died today.

He died at home of natural causes. He was brought to the hospital but was DOA. He also had a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A.

In a related story- One time I was in New Jersey with my cousins when we got a flat tire. While walking along the highway to get to a tire store, we heard a car honk at us. It was a rude, "watch where you're going, asshole!" honk, it was a friendly, "hey, I know you!" honk. That type of honk surprised us because we didn't know anyone in New Jersey and were just visiting. We turned around to see it was the Wienermobile. That's my best New Jersey memory.

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