News Update

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter

Since all the news is now about Haiti, I'm going to answer some current event FAQs.


What's new with the stock market? There was a devastating earthquake in Haiti.

What's the state of the Health Care Bill? There was a devastating earthquake in Haiti.

What's new in International News? There was a devastating earthquake in Haiti.

What's going on with your local government? There was a devastating earthquake in Haiti.

Wasn't there a congressional hearing with banking CEOs? Did anything constructive happen there? There was a devastating earthquake in Haiti.

What was the deal with Dubai delaying loan payments? Any updates with that? There was a devastating earthquake in Haiti.

How are things going with in Afghanistan and Iraq? Are we planning on invading Yemen or what? There was a devastating earthquake in Haiti.

Has the dollar stabilized any, relative to world currencies? There was a devastating earthquake in Haiti.

Is anything new in my community? Maybe some local interest stories? There was a devastating earthquake in Haiti.

Who will replace Senator Kennedy's vacated seat? There was a devastating earthquake in Haiti.

Is the weather supposed to warm up at some point? There was a devastating earthquake in Haiti.

Wasn't a panda born at the San Diego Zoo or something? Is it a boy or a girl, or what's going on there? There was a devastating earthquake in Haiti.

What's going on with the earthquake in Haiti? There was a devastating earthquake in Haiti.

Is Texas going to secede? No, I wish.









That's how I roll.