Don't Toews Me, Bro

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com


Blackhawks Captain Jonathon Towes (pronounced: "Tayves", rhymes with "paves") had a monster game last night in a home win in game two of the playoffs. Then I heard Pat Boyle of Chicago Sports Net say, "Don't Toews me, bro." and I about peed myself. I think most real Blackhawks fans had heard that one by now, but I'm not a huge follower of them, so that was a first for me.

I texted that to my friend who is the biggest American-born hockey fan I know, and also was baked out of his gourd at the time and his response was, and I quote, "That's it right there...You blew the funny fuse...You will never find anything funnier...Unattainable record right there. LOL..Awesome!!"

If you didn't find it quite that funny, ask your doctor if Marijuana might be right for you.

On the very slight chance you don't get the Toews reference, see below. Or if you did get the reference, see below to see something awesome again. Or if you would like to see if Toews looks like ex-NFL QB Drew Bledsoe, click here