Florida Being Florida.....Again

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, @AndyDisco on Twitter

To paraphrase Jeff Foxworthy: If you've ever tased a Wendy's employee for incorrectly processing your order, you might be a Florida resident.

The taser became enraged when she wasn't given what she thought was the proper amount of mustard and mayonnaise packets, proving once again that you gotta fight for your right to obesity.

Update: Police have confirmed the woman was tased and not Toews'd.

Update update: Authorities now speculate that one way to avoid a fats food employee screwing up your order is to make your own food.







That's how I roll.