My Latest Offensive Putdown

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter

Guys, when you run into someone say, "I ran into your mother/sister/gilfriend/wife/daughter the other day and was absolutely elated. Elated with a capital 'F', that is."

If you want to, you can follow it up with the classic, "I'm just kidding. She was being sorta rude, actually. I almost had to ask her to leave the shower."








That's how I roll.