Monday, August 24, 2009

Eager to Achieve Obesity?


By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter

There is probably a health care debate joke in here somewhere. KFC is unveiling what is ostensibly a neo-Atkins sandwich. The sandwich lacks bread, and in its place are two pieces of fried chicken breast. While it isn't on KFC's website, I'm sure you can find it shortly on ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com.


update: I may have spoken too soon. Just use this dietary supplement after eating that KFC burger and you should be fine. Let me rephrase that: you probably will not gain weight.






I'm T.R. Slyder, and that's how you Tangueray.

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