Sunday, July 26, 2009

Important Things

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com

1. Martha Stewart is kinda the chick MacGyver

2. What happens if you are wearing your contact lenses and you get arrested on the spot doing something really bad and have to stay in jail for a few months? And your lenses are the kind you replace like everyday. Does the state give you saline solution a case and prescription refills? Do they go to your house and get your glasses for you and bring them to prison? They can't do that because that could be turned into a weapon. They'd have to be state-issued prescription glasses. Is that what they do? I hope if I ever get arrested and locked away I'm wearing my glasses.









I'm T.R. Slyder, and that's how you Tangueray.

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