Best Spam Email I've Ever Got

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com

Checked my Spam folder today just to make sure that I hadn't missed any emails that got kicked there today and found a Doozie.

The name said it was from Neef and the email's subject was, "Eunuch". The when I opened the email, I saw the emailer's email address was in fact, "chanukah@XXXX.com". Then the body of the email was, an email directing where I can find "orgasm secrets".

The saddest part was when I initially saw the email I thought, "I have no idea who Neef is. But a friend of mine would definitely title an email, 'Eunuch'. Maybe this email is from a friend's new email account or someone I haven't heard from in a while." then I clicked on it.