Friday, May 1, 2009

Rachel Alexandra Kicks Hiney

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com


The impressive filly Rachel Alexandra won the Kentucky Oaks today by only 20 lengths. Had she entered the Derby (she's a chick horse and would be racing against dudes) she would have been the favorite. Instead she raced against the girls, many of whom avoided her by not entering this race, and humiliated them.

The only bad part about this race is that Churchill Down's new announcer is annoying and sounds like CNN's aptonym, Richard Quest.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

a good aptonym was in Seinfeld...Mr Bookman, the library investigator.