Man Busted for DUI- on his Motorized Bar Stool

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com


You read the headline correctly. A man in Newark, Ohio crashed his motorized bar stool while he was stinko and suffered injuries as a result. When an officer arrived on the scene and asked what happened the man replied, "I wrecked my bar stool".

As an alumnus of an Ohio University, I am able to shed some light on a few things here for my readers. 1) Newark is pretty close to Columbus, and is a literal breeding ground for Ohio State fandomonium, and 2) Newark is in Licking County. You read that correctly. The county its in is Licking.

So congratulations on all of your vehicular success, OSU fan in Licking County!