Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Is This a Triple Entendre?

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com


This is really fucking pathetic, but I wanted to see if I could think of a triple entendre, and I think I did. It's really, really lame, but I think it technically fits. Let me know if you think it qualifies.

Say I am an inventive and well-respected dessert chef. My "signature dish" (1st usage) is actually a dish of ice cream where the dish is also edible. The dish itself, is actually made of chocolate sauce that's cooled and molded. However, the chocolate sauce dish isn't in just a regularly shaped dome- it's my signature. In other words, if I took Hershey's Syrup, and signed "TR Slyder" on a cool baking sheet, cooled it that so that I could mold it, then molded it into a dome to make a dish, it would literally be a "signature dish" (2nd usage).

THEN when that dish got to be world famous I wrote a tell-all book about my Signature Dish (the literal signature dish) and I titled that book "My Signature Dish (3rd usage): Dishing the details about my signature dish- the Signature Dish".

Pathetic as all hell, I know. Now lets never bring this experiment up ever again.


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