Trust me on This one. Just. Trust me.

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com


Some internet sites are reporting on a VERY old picture of Madonna from before she was famous. This picture is soon to be auctioned off at Christie's and is attracting a lot of attention because Madonna is fully nude in the picture. Several of the websites reporting this story provide a link that shows the uncensored picture. Do NOT look at the picture. Just trust me. You do NOT want to see that picture. I used to think Madonna was as sexy as anyone else, and I DEEPLY regret looking at the picture. If you read this then look at the picture, I GUARANTEE you'll think, "Oh man, T.R. was right. I should NOT have looked at that. What was I thinking? I knew he wasn't lying, but I still had to look. Now I must warn the others before it's too late!" You can save yourself all that hassle just by simply not looking it. Trust me. It is very, very gross. So gross that you won't just find Madonna unsexy afterward, you may view all women as less sexy, and no photo is worth that consequence.

I'm not even trying to be funny. I'm not going to provide a link and say "Don't click here! Whatever you do, do not click right here!" Not trying to tempt you. Just do not do it. It's very, very simple.