Wednesday, November 19, 2008

The Least Surprising Couple Ever.



By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com


I meant to post this a long time ago. I try to avoid celebrity gossip on this site, but sometimes I can't help myself. A year or so ago I read from various places that Alex Rodriguez loves him some muscular, dude-ish looking women. The woman pictured above is his ex-wife, that he met outside of their gym. That is also her pictured on the left.

Then before his divorce last year, and before the Madonna affair accusations A-Rod was photographed in Toronto with the large-bicepe'd shrinking violet pictured below.



So keep that in mind. Then last July Jose Canseco told US Weekly that in 1991 Madonna wanted to have a child with Canseco. In the interview Canseco repeatedly asserts that he viewed Madonna's interest in him purely because of his genetics.

Us: That was her intention to have a child with you?

JC: Yeah, I'm Cuban and she wanted a Cuban child.

Us: And she barely knew you at this point.

JC: She didn't.

Us: So she was interested in your genes.

JC: Yeah, I'm Cuban 6-foot-3, athletic, built.


then a bit later in the interview....

Us: Do you think that part of the attraction was that you were intimidated or that you were married?

JC: No, I think it was that I am Cuban and tall and a big athlete.

Us: So she was very interested in making a attractive, talented child?

JC: Yes.

Us: So you were never intimate, how long did this communication last?

JC: A few months. Three or four.


5 years after her Canseco fling, she had her daughter with her attractive, muscular Cuban personal trainer.

Fast-Forward to 2008 where the 6'3'', 225 lb. Puerto Rican Rodriguez is a newly-single, wealthy mega-star athlete, and Madonna looks like this.

Once Madonna became a dude, and ARod became more of any NYC celebrity than a baseball player, this relationship was destined to happen.




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