To Those Who Hate Japanese Moped Commercials Featuring Michael Jackson....

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com


You won't like this video. It's a Japanese moped commercial featuring Michael Jackson. It's from when Michael was actually cool too. He went from cool,to "Bad", to kinda weird, to molesty. Again, this was from the "cool" phase.




This is the making of the video. For those of you with finely-tuned Gaydar, check out the full-force of the gayface at the 1:20 mark. He's the only gay black dancing phenom to combine the gayface with the white man's overbite at the same time. I know you read that and are thinking "Whaaat? I really doubt that." Trust me.You'll agree. I think what Einstein did for kids getting back grades, (e.g. "What? Einstein got bad grades as a kid, he turned out just fine."), Michael Jackson just did for the white man's overbite (e.g. "What? Some of the best dancer(s) in history do it! And it isn't just a white thing either, ya know.").



At first I was gonna ask you to watch the videos only once. But on second thought: Don't Stop 'til You Get Enough! Do-do-do-loo-looo-looo-looo-looo.