Weng Weng Wednesday (Belatedly)

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com


I had a lot going on yesterday and forgot about Weng Weng Wednesday. So to make it up to you, I'll post two videos. They'll be the first installment of 1982's The Impossible Kid. There's actually a part at about the 3:30 mark that isn't safe for work. Weng Weng sees some boobie action while repelling down the side of a building and inadvertently looking into a window. The plot so far is that Weezy Weezy works for the Malaysian branch of Interpol and his assignment is to prevent terrorist militants from killing a prominent industrialist that they're holding for ransom. Dun-Dun-Duunnnnn.

Part 1 of 10



Part 2 of 10



Did you notice around the 5:30 mark of the second video, the eerie similarities betwixt Weng Weng hiding out in the sand pit, and Bin Laden's hiding in caves??!! This movie basically predicts the war in Afghanistan! You can tell that Bin Laden studied Weng Weng film before the invasion, much like how Norman Schwartzkopf studied Erwin Rommel during Desert Storm. Move over Plato's Allegory of the Cave, there's a new Allegory of the Cave in town...

I still can't believe the audacity that the James Bond franchise showed all of those years, making shameless knock-offs of Weng Weng movies. And they thought they'd sell better just because Bond was white and of normal height. Disgusting.