Chicago 10/7 PM News Wrapup

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com



"Blagojevich Denies any Wrongdoing" is becoming the most commonly seen headline since "Middle East Peace Talks Fail". You see that headline so often that eventually you wonder, "Does that even qualify as NEWs? Can't I just assume that's the case everyday?" In related news: Gravity is still fully in effect and the world's oceans remain wet.

FBI, let me help you out. Talk to every strip club within a 40 mile radius of Chicago, and have the strippers be on the lookout for a fat guy makin' it rain. The Playboy Bandit is at large!

The Midway Privitization bill was passed by the City Council committee today, clearing the way for "clear for takeoff" puns by the Sun-Times.

The weather be all rainy, an' shit.

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It's Good Neighbor Night at B.L.U.E.S. on Halsted- anyone from the 60614, 60657 or 60610 gets in free to hear Willie Davis and the All-Stars.