Chicago 10/7 AM News Roundup

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com


University of Chicago does it again- Another professor of theirs has won a Nobel Prize. Yoichiro Nambu won half of a nobel prize, for his role in discovering something called spontaneous broken symmetry in subatomic physics. I mean, I'd known about those for years (we'd call them SBS for short), but I never told anyone about them for fear of sounding like a heretic.

Today is the last day to register to vote. Technically. For info on how to register, get your click here on. Unless your vote will cancel out my vote. Then it's probably best you stayed unregistered.

An image of the CTA bus shooter/murderer. I hope authorities are able to catch him at his job at the Disgusting Coat Store. That dude picked himself out a real winner.

The White Sox are doing the cry-and-wap alongside the Cubs now after their loss last night at US Cellular.

Guess which of the two city newspapers is providing a downloadable bingo card, to de-intellectualize the debates?? How did you know it was the Sun-Times? Um, nice guess. I hope the Red Eye follows suit and make a drinking game.... Tonight's debates is at Belmont University. If that name sounds familiar to you it's because they're one of the NCAA teams that is a 16th seed every three years along with Rider, Mount Saint Marys, Sienna, Iona, American, and Mouthy Bobs Oral Roberts.

R. Kelly was awarded $3.4 million in a settlement against a former tour promoter. Since only the loot can make him happy, he'll most likely be having a party at the Rock n Roll McDonalds to celebrate. After the party it's the after-party, and after that it's the hotel lobby, where he will have you singin' like a mocking bird. Word.

Here's what Metromix says is going on today