WhereAwesomeHappens Faith-Based Initiatives

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com

I think it was Robert Altman in Esquire magazine that said something like, "When people start talking about God, I start looking for the exit." If that is your religious disposition, I am confident that you will still agree with the WhereAwesomeHappens Faith-Based Initiative. Conversely, if you love the Lord so much that you and your friends pass around snakes in displays of faith, you'll also be in favor of these initiatives. People who love flatulence humor will also support my faith-based initiative. I'm all about uniting people.