Sunday, September 21, 2008

The Chicago Cubs and the Allegory of the Nutshot

By: T.R. Slyder,

Today's contest inspired me to write an allegorical play symbollically depicting this seasons's events thus far.

As the Director/Producer I would first like to apologize for the poor grammar during the opening credits. Secondly, please make sure all mobile phones are turned off or set to Silent, as the play will begin shortly. Thank you for coming to tonight's play.

CAST (in order of appearace):

The Cubs............The Eight Ball
Shane.............Everyone Else In The NL Central

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