Open Letter to American Pornographers, RE: Underage Chinese Olympic Gymnasts

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com



Dear American Pornographers,

In two calendar years from now PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE offer every single member of the Chinese Womens Gymnastics Team an exorbitant offer to pose nude in your magazines or act in your films. Like, an offer so big that it cannot be refused. The U.S. would probably have to offer them political asylum as well, but I'm sure we could work that out without a problem.
Since China is alleging all of their gymnasts are 16 years or older, they will therefore be of legal posing age for adult magazines in two years. Afterall, the girls have passports stating that they are currently 16 years old, so China couldn't be lying. Being that China is so eager to prove how free and modern of a society they are this would be the perfect opportunity for them to showcase that.

Letting the "women" pose in two years when they are "18" would show the world that China not only wasn't lying about their ages during the Olympics, but that they are willing to let their citizens maximize their financial profitability from their athletic achievements. What could be more democratic and free-enterprise than that?

This is also a call to pedophile community to band together on this issue and pressure the porn industry to hold China's feet to the fire. The pedophile community could serve as a watchdog of sorts here. But not just any watch dog- a watch dog that protects the American spirit, and the integrity of the Olympic games. A watchdog that safeguards international justice, and the majesty of sport. Maybe they could even put up some of their own money to make these photoshoots happen, since you know they have the most to gain.

What could be more patriotic than saying, "You may have won gold in 2008 China, but our perverts are legally looking at your entire team naked even though we both know they're underage. Now who won?" China would have the Olympic glory, and we have our pedophiles leering at their gineys. Their Chinese gineys (That should totally be a punk band name). Anyway, the point is, I hope the porn industry and pedophile communities do what's right for America for once.