Thanks for Coming out, St. Louis

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter


Great catch, Holliday. Just because your two starters are among the front runners to win the Cy Young award and both lost on the road to stake you to an 0-2 deficit doesn't mean you suck. Showing zero fight in either game means you do.









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Hearing It Here First

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter


I am expecting video of this to surface at some point, and I want to be on record saying "I remember that".

The employee that David Letterman slept with used to have a recurring spot on the show. I remember in the mid 90's or so, she would appear like other Letterman correspondents do- she seemed unassuming, but willing to play along with Dave. What made her funny wasn't that she actually was funny, but it was funny that Dave decided to put such a normal person on the air. I remember them having a good repoir and Dave seemed very amused by her. I think she dressed like an elf or something once time, and in other I remember Dave and her talking about how she just broke up with her boyfriend and among his negative attributes, he was an awful dancer.

That isn't really Earth shattering, but then I read that the blackmailing guy behind this all, Joe Halderman, was dating the chick, Stephanie Birkitt at the time. The article went on to say that that Halderman really wanted to embarass Dave and exact his revenge on him. So maybe the ex getting made fun of was Halderman.

I hope the video surfaces so I can proved correct. Does anyone else remeber that?







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White Dude Twerking!

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter

This is maybe the worst thing that has ever happened to me: A white dude twerking. It might be the worst thing possible. First Elvis, then Vanilla Ice. White people really do steal culturally from black people. Never was the white man's plunder bigger than this one. They stole a lot of booty. Hellooo.











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Friendship Litmus Test

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter

If you ask your friend, "Would you still be my friend if I liked John and Kate plus Eight?" and they answer "Yes", they are not the kind of friend you want.








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Bad Theory: Take 2

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter

when you see a crowd cheering on some lame-o and that lame-o lamely "raises the roof", they do that to pump up the crowd, right? Like, as if to say, "cheer louder" or something.

I think that if you do the opposite of raising the roof, like say, "lower the floor" wouldn't that then be telling the recipient of your gesture to shut up?

I'm gonna try it in mixed company tomorrow and let you know how its received. It oughta be a big hit.







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Why I Sometimes Think I'm the Dumbest Person Ever: I Just Made up a Tongue Twister

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter


I was thinking of a funny sentence for my friend's wife to say in her Boston accent. Then I decided I could make a tongue twister from them. It's safe for work if you assume that our hero Richard ordered a device that decodes his own odor.

Dick Ordered the Dakota Dick Odor Decoder

or if you'd like it with a Napoleon Dynamite twist-

Dick Ordered the Decroded Dakota Dick Odor Decoder.








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Sometimes I Think I'm the Smartest Person Ever

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter

While reading Bram Stoker's Dracula I was surprised when I read, and thus re-remembered what I had forgotten- that Dracula feared garlic. Seems pretty silly for an un-dead blood sucker with razor-sharp teeth, and super-human strenght, the ability to turn into a bat and walk through walls to be afraid of a common cooking ingredient.

But I progress....The logical benefit of such information is to eat a LOT of garlic on Halloween night. Like a lot. Preferably raw. Then whenever a vampire trick-or-treater comes to your door, you can breathe in his face, naturally warding him off, saving yourself a mini candy bar or roll of Smarties for your troubles. "Hhhhhappy Hhhhhhalloween!!" oughta work nicely to convey your breath.

Or maybe you can use your newly aquired garlic infused respiratory artillery to scatter those Goth kids loitering outside of your local coffee shop.










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Did Not see This one Coming

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is a self loathing jew. Seriously.








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Uhhhh, thanks. gross.

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter

Uhhh, HuffPo, I assumed Letterman's affair with people. You disgust me, HuffPo. What did you think I thought he had flings with? Jack Hanna's animals? You disgust me, HuffPo. Wait, what were his other flings with? You disgust me, HuffPo.








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Ever Wondered What An Impressionist Painting of a Horse Race Would Look Like in Motion Picture?

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter


Then you are in luck. And this was the Grade 1 Vosburgh, a huge race with major Breeder's Cup implications. AND the stretch run was awesome. I won't tell you who wins.









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Two new Theories

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter


Should a documentary about a Notre Dame football player that is also a piano prodigy be called, "Rockne Amadeus"? Probably not. But it would be a good place to start the conversation about what the title should be.

Which brings me to next random thought courtesy of Dr. Kevin: The Hamburgler is basically the Thomas Crown of hamburgers/butcher shops. If he hams it up while burgling should he then be called the Ham Hamburgler? Again, probably not.





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This is not Good

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter


I never think of the eldery of genuinely cool or authentically hip. Artificially hip, maybe. HELLLOOOOO.





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A Realization: Gender Ambiguity

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter


Remember when you were little and you'd see an adult you couldn't distinguish whether they were a boy a girl. You'd ask your mom and she'd look around and say, "Shhhh! Not so loud! You would hurt their feelings if they overheard you. That's a very rude thing to ask someone."

But the older I get the more I think that you would make the day of someone who intentionally looks so gender-opposite. That would be a compliment to them. It'd be like saying, "job well done, man". To a woman.







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Validation

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter


Great example of the first comedy convention mentioned here.

I saw it on an episode of Married...With Children


Jefferson: The unemployment office is so depressing.

Cop: Yeah, you mean because you have to see all those people out of a job?

Jefferson: No. Seeing all those people looking for jobs.


It was one of the latest incarnations of that half-century old comedic convention. Great Remote Handling indeed. The point is: I'm awesome.







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Reasons Cited for Chicago not Getting the 2016 Olympics

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter

I have heard all of these today.


-The world hates Obama
-Obama didn't spend enough time in Copenhagen
-The world still hates Georve W. Bush
-The world hates the U.S.
-We are a country currently fighting two wars
-The USOC would take a higher %age of television revenue from the IOC than other cities would
-The USOC sent too man black people to lobby for the games
-Chicago's citizens didn't want the games
-Chicago's crime is too high
-The Chicago bid was too American and not Global enough
-Rio's bid was just better
-It was time for South America to host the Olympics
-Mayor Daley was over confident that Chicago would get the games
-The United States has hosted the games enough time already
-Chicago didn't have enough money to balance their own city's budget, yet found $40 million to finance the 2016 Olympic campaign
- All the other bid cities had large pockets of voters- Madrid had Europe, Tokyo had Asia, Rio had South America and only two IOC voters are from America
- The IOC is still upset at the US for blowing the whistle on voter bribes, which predicated a rule change that voters cannot visit bid cities and get wined and dined.
-Mayor Daley was the last mayor to guarantee government-backed financing
-Rio delegates colluded with others to vote out Chicago in the first round
- The Atlanta games were too commercialized and the IOC thought it was a critical flop
- The United States couldn't crack the euro-centric "Good Old European Boys" club
-Mayor Daley lobbied too hard and was too American in his backroom dealings
- The US is responsible for the world-wide economic recession
- NBC's proposal of an Olympics Channel pissed off the IOC











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I Guess I Just Love Judging People

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter

There should be a reality show that judges the judges of reality tv shows.

So like if it's American Idol, after Simon and the others judge the singers, the show would then be shifted to a panel of meta-judges who judge how Simon, Randy and the others judged the singers. That way, it would be a show within a show- and right before the American Idol winner is announced, the winning judge would also be announced.

It has to things going for it- 1) it keeps the judges accountable and honest, and 2) It can't possibly make American Idol any worse.








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Chicago Loses Olympic Bid

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter

They got voted out in the first round along with Tokyo. Maybe we should change our name to the "The Fourth City"

update: Jesse Jackson tells local ABC news that he was "Trummatazzed" by the news. (true story).

update update: Joqcues Rogge, President of the IOC to Chicago: "Your attempt to get the games, was ah, how you say, fess ess." (could be true story)

update update update: Much like Puff Daddy- Don't knock the IOC for trying to bury/ 7 zeroes over in Rio/ De Janeiry

4X Update: Mayor Daley doing the Cry and Wap

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My Kinda Woman

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter

This contains the f-word, so it's probably NSFW but this made me laugh so hard I teared up. You just have to watch and listen.










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It's October and you Know What That Means

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter


...at least I hope you do. Because I don't.

But I will make two recommendations.

1) Great time to start reading Bram Stoker's Dracula to get ready for Halloween. Great book and much better than I thought it would be- and I'm not a sci-fi kinda guy.

2) Gotta start thinking about Halloween costumes. The great ones never come to you when you are trying to think of them. Luckily for you, this year I wrote down all my favorite ideas throughout the year. Here's what I have so far:

Haloween costumes

Bernie Madoff- in that quilt coat and Penn(?) hat
Billy Idol
Sarah Palin
Dudes going as Rachel Maddow
Katy Perry
John Edwards and Rielle Hunter
The Obama girls
ike and tina
peg and al bundy- (All could wear his "No Ma'am" shirt)
yacht owner(s), or at least cheesey boat owners






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Chicago Olympics Corporlalia/Link Dump: One Stop Shopping

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter

On Friday in Copehagen the International Olympic Committee will vote for and announce the winner of the host city for the 2016 Summer Olympic games. The Finalists are Chicago, Rio de Janeiro, Madrid and Tokyo. The most commonly heard "inside buzz" is that Chicago has the upperhand via the process of elimination. Tokyo's bid is harmed by their georgraphic proximity to Beijing who hosted the games in 2008, and Madrid faces similar circumstances due to their proximity to London, who will host the 2012 games. If selected, Rio would be the first ever South American host of the games. The games had not been awarded to a South American nation before due mostly to safety concerns and the occasional economic instability. Another possible impediment to Rio's success could that they will also host the World Cup in 2014. Commonly quoted skepticism is that the World Cup will be enough for Rio to handle and the addition of the Olympic games could strain the economy and/or possibly create either disdain or apathy among locals. Lastly, Rio also hosted the 2007 Pan Am games, and reactions have been mixed regarding the success with which they did so.

So that's the skinny. Here are too many links about Chicago's bid and Friday's announcement (that will be at around 11:30 am Central).

Ben Joravsky of the Chicago Reader's recaps his case for why he (and many, many other Chicagoans) feel Chicago is not ready to host the games.


Chicago Tribune's description of the voting and announcing processes

Chicago Tribune's Copenhagen Watch blog, written by Trib writers dispatched to Ceopenhagen to chroncile the shmoozing process by the Chicago delegation.

Chicago Sun-Times talks about two of Chicago's glitziest spokespeople- First Lady Michelle Obama and Oprah- Oprah: Chicago women:: Ditka:Chicago men


Sun-Times article about Mayor Daley getting snooty. Snooty? Snotty.

Tribune Golden Child Writer John Kass's article about how a Chicago Olympics would revive and lionize Mayor Daley









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I Got Respect Li'l Weezy for This

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter

The video is borderling NSFW. It's Li'l Wayne talking about his craziest groupie moment. He doesn't actually say any bad words, but he tackles a mature subject. It's as amusing as you'd think it would be coming from him. Awesome. Do ya thang there, Doggy!

247HH MTV2 Wild Tour Stories: Lil Wayne Extended Cut from MCM on Vimeo.

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Knut is Gonna Put a Hurtin' on That B&%ch!!!!

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter

My main man Knut is reaching his adulthood and is feeling his oats (or fish)!









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Query

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter

@Matodgey at Twitter just brought to my attention that Gone In 60 Seconds was on TNT right now (on the East Coast). I didn't care at all, until he dutifully reminded me that that movie contains the worst movie line ever, courtesy of Master P.. Instead of asking something like, "you guys ready to do this?", "ready to rock?", etc. before he and his cronies confront a dude, Master P. asks, "Y'all ready to play a little Pin the Tail on the Donkey?"

My question then is: Which is worse- that line, or when Def Leppard asks in Pour Some Sugar on Me, "Do you take your sugar one lump or two?"?







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Life Is Awesome

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter

Malibu, The best American Gladiator of all time was just a cop/stripper on this episode of Married with Children!! Below is a clip of Malibu flaunting his awesomeness with no regard whatsoever for non-awesomeness.








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When a Monkey and Hound Monkey Around: Orangutan and Dog Homeys

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter

Any friendship built upon monkey biscuits is a solid one.




It's also nice to see the guy working with Orangutans calls them "Orang-o-tangs"







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Parts 3 and 4 (of 8) of the Grant Achatz Wine Articles

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter


I forgot to post Monday's piece on Monday, and Wednesday's piece on Wednesday. I'm making up for lost time.

Part 3- Pork, Wine and Harmony

Part 4- Fish, Flowers and the Taste of Youth







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Highly Insightful Article

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter


Yahoo had a newstory witht he headline, "Children Who Get Spanked Have Lower IQs". After thinking about this for zero seconds I thought, "Uhhhh, yeah. That's why they got spanked." They were stupid enough to get caught doing something they were stupdi enough to do stupidly. Lets not confuse cause and effect here that lead us to make excuses for the kids.

Next I expect to find the headline, "The Trauma of Childhood Obesity Causes Overweight Children to Lose Footraces on American Playgrounds".








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Sean Salisbury Could do Some Good? Whaaa?

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter


Sean Salisbury, formerly of ESPN appears poised to expose ESPN's unsavory side. As he told Deadspin.com, he has a lawsuit in the works that will air plenty of the World Wide Leader's dirty laundry.

This won't be the first ESPN has been exposed, but I really hope that this will tarnish ESPN's reputation just enough for someone in the media to find them vulnerable enough to start a rival sports network. America's sports landscape is certainly large enough for two major sports networks and all of ESPN's current viewers merely tolerate the network, not even the biggest sports fanatatic loves ESPN- they just have no choice. ESPN has been fat and lazy for years, and why wouldn't they be? Who is going to keep them on their toes when they are a monopoly?

I just hope there aren't any scandalous stories about Linda Cohn. Not because I like her or anything, but because my stomach couldn't handle reading them.


UPDATE: It just got way awesomer.






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I Totally Forgot About This Until I Remembered it

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter

You know how different comedy eras seem to have a few lame-o conventions for about a decade? I just saw one from the early 90's that I am glad went out of vogue a few years ago. But I'll tease you with what that is in order to present two examples.

From the 60's or 70's one awful convention was when two people were talking Person 1 would make a plain declarative sentence, Person 2 would ask a bizarre question about it despite the statement not warranting a question, thereby setting up Person 1's unforeseen comedic answer. Example:

Person 1: Man, am I glad to have a glass of water.
Person 2: Why, because you just got in from a 7 mile jog?
Person 1: No, because water tastes much better than pee.

or

Person 1: Man, it sure is too bad my father had an H.A. (Heart Attack)
Person 2: Why? Because he nearly died, and now he's not as likely to live a long and happy life, and still risks several complications from surgery?
Person 1: No, because while rushing to the hospital I missed the last inning of the Cubs game.

I saw this convention a lot in black and white sitcoms from the from the first Nick at Nite era.

The second convention I saw a few times in the 80's. When something happened in the show and ominous music began playing, the actors would look around and say, "where is that lame organ music coming from?"

Which brings me to final convention from the 90's. It's when two people are talking and Person 1 is really sounding off about a third people and saying all kinds of disparaging things about them for an extended amount of time only to have that person enter the scene and stand right behind Person 1. Person 2 just listens and lets Person 1 hang himself without diffusing the situation right as the third person enters the scene.










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This Just Makes Me Uncomfortable

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter

Kirk Cameron is starting a campaign to discredit Charles Darwin on the 150th Anniversary of the release of, 'Origin of Species'. Good luck with that one, Kirk.

As someone that isn't a total imbecile, one of the last tasks I'd ever want to undertake is to attempt to disprove that theory.

When I want my science news, I don't turn to arguably the most iconic scientist in history like Darwin. I prefer to get mine from a poodle-haired guy who played make-believe for a living that he had a friend named Boner.









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I'm Just Gonna go Ahead and say This

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter

This will be a rather crass post, so pardon me in advance.

As many of you know, Caster Semenya of South Africa was scrutinized for her gender ambiguity a few weeks ago. Tests concluded that she is kinda mixed gendered, and has 3 times the normal testosterone levels for women. Naturally, this as engendered a lot of question asking about whether she should be allowed to compete against women, should her accomplished be allowed to stand, etc.

Now that the bio is out of the way, my first question is: Is it wrong to think her name sounds like a bad porn about a casting couch game show maybe something like- "Cast or Semen ya! (Or Both)." I picture it like The Price is Right with a cheesy host who selects a non-virtuous woman from a crowd then, while he's bringing her onstage to meet the casting director he says to the lucky contestant "Ok, Dominique Perignon, if in fact that is your real name, let's if if the Director will...." then the crowd finishes his sentence in unison, "Cast....or Semen Ya!". Then the hosts shrugs his shoulders and says, "or both!" while the laugh track plays.

I also read that her gender was being formally questioned by track and field officials, so my other question is, how can she get a fair trial regarding her gender when her last name is "Semen ya?" Doesn't that kind of taint or lead the jury? Semenya, as in, "Jeez, Allison, if you wear that dress tonight all the guys are gonna want to semen ya". For a woman named Caster Semenya to get an objective jury would be like a guy named Archie Murdersya getting a fair homicide trial, or Angela Nabsyakid getting a fair kidnapping trial. * Imagine being a dude with this mixed-gender affliction and trying to convince people you are not a woman. Oh, and your last name is Lactatesya.

I bet she has this conversation 8 times a day.

"No trust me, I'm a woman."
"What's your last name, ma'am?"
"Semenya"
"Oh, so you think this funny, wise guy?"


I'm not saying it's ok to laugh at transgendered people, but I am saying, it's ok to laugh at their last name if it sounds like a crude sexual manuever.



*- I just learned that gender is determined by scientists and not in a court of law by a jury. But you can still imagine what it would be like.






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Funny or Die Video

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter

This is a call from celebrities to protect insurance company profits.

Protect Insurance Companies PSA from Will Ferrell

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ManBearPig

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter

As genius as I find South Park, and as indecisive as I can sometimes be, it surprises me that I have a clear-cut favorite episode. This one titled Manbearpig- you can watch the full episode at the link, I recommend it if you have the time. Here's a synopsis if you don't have the time- the South Park kids wind up trapped in a cave with Al Gore. The cave scenes are a bit of an homage to Goonies and Al Gore feels the need to step in be their protector from the biggest threat to planet Earth. The threat comes from Manbearpig- "half man, half bear, and half pig". Being that Al Gore appears to be the only person who has every heard of Manbearpig, he feels pretty darn important in his protecting the world from such a vicious, heinous entity. To know Manbearpig is to be terrified of him, conversely, if you AREN'T afraid of Manbearpig, that's even scarier. Whether you know it or not, Manbearpig is to be feared.

While the episode spoofs Al Gore being the lone protector to us from Global Warming, I find a lot of parallels today coming from the right wing reactionaries. I'm not saying its all Conservatives, or all Republicans, but the right wing certainly has a few fear mongers among them. I found the video below to be pretty similar to Al Gore protecting the South Park kids from Manbearpig.











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TR Salutes: Cooper: Photographer Cat

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter

You don't have to be a cat lover to appreciate this awesome photography- you just have to like stuff that's awesome. This idea is genius and straight from the "why didn't I think of that??" department.

Seattle couple Deirdre and Michael Cross decided to affix a light-weight digital camera to the collar of their cat, Cooper to see what he sees while they are away.

From September, 26th 2009- April, 11 2010 Cooper's photography can be seen at the Peggy Notebart Nature Museum in Chicago's Lincoln Park neighborhood.

Cooper's homepage can be seen here and his Flickr photostream can be seen here.










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TR Salutes: Larry Johnson's Hair Tackle of Troy Polamalu

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter

Sure it's a few years year old, but I still love it. It's easily my favorite NFL play of the past 5 years and represents all that is good about sport (as they say in England).

I can't wait until this guy gets an interception.










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Most Awesome Event Possible

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter

After reading about Floyd Mayweather's drubbing of Juan Manuel Marquez, I instantly hoped he'd fight Manny Pacquiao, like I think everyone else did. Then it reminded me of a subject I have never mentioned on here before- that I hope Rachel Alexandra races Zenyatta. Then I thought they should combine the two- the boxing match could take place in the infield, and betwixt rounds the horse race could run. That got me thinking- that could be the begining to the best sporting event possible. So I tried to think of other things to add to the festitivities. Since I don't want the name of the event to end in -palooza, I should probably call "TR Slyder Presents: Awesome"

- A barbecue cookoff could also take place in the infield (down wind from the boxers and after the horse race)

- Complimentary bacon and alcoholic beverages

- Everyone working the concession stands and all ushers are orangutans or chimpanzees.

- Free elephant rides

-Rod Blagojevich and Bernie Madoff dunk tank

- Celebrity prop bets. For instance Nickelback would promise to quit if Mayweather wins, and if Pacquiao wins, Megan Fox stops trying so hard. If Zenyatta wins, The Hills goes off the air, and if Rachel Alexandra wins, Billy Bush murders himself. If the two underdogs both win, Heidi and Spencer have a duel and draw at 15 paces- each shall be armed with dirty bombs that is lethal from 400 yards and in.

- Free corndogs for the kids

- Mike Ditka is the MC of the event, with Tony Sinclair as co-MC.


- Brendan Fraser and Frankie Muniz have a knife fight a la the Beat It video, on the Pacquiao/Mayweather undercard. Sanjaya can be ring girl.

- Tents will feature offshoots of Guitar Hero like Tuba Hero, Recorder Hero, and Ukelele Hero.

- Chesley Sullenberger, Ron Santo, the inventor of the Wienermobile, John Madden, Bob Knight, Joey Chestnut and Harvey Pack will be milling around the premise mingling while dressed as superheroes.

- Viking and Pirate Costumes encouraged (especially for people with jheri curls)

- Macarena every hour, on the hour

- Break Dancing lessons

- Whispy facial hair and jheri curl petting zoos





















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Delonte West popped carrying 2 Guns and a Shotgun

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter


Here is a repost from 4/24/09

Delonte west got popped for carrying two guns AND a handgun on his motorcycle last night.



This is a reposting from 4/24/09 from this blog.

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com

This is funny/horrendous.

When he pleads ignorance, people believe him.