Holy. Moly. Buttholey.

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com

Wow o wow o wow o wow.

Here's how you know your blog has jumped the shark. It's safe for work, but not safe for anyone respecting their intellect, or human decency.

I'll give you a hint it's one of these two people. Seriously.

Ok fine, it's Justin Gwarweenie. Can you believe that the Huffington Post lets him blog there? Those bloggers are allowed to blog about whatever they want, whenever they want. I'm not sure I'd want that guy having that kind of access. What I'm saying is, when you wake up in the middle of the night and can't get back to sleep and log on to the Huffington Post, don't be surprised if you see him blogging about how he can't sleep either after all that Amyl Nitrate and the natural high he got when he bought those fabulous new boots. You heard it here first.